The Mysterious Life and Death of a Millennial
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July 7, 2024
English
About 75,000 words
Ebook and Paperback
About 220 pages
979-8858991977 (Paperback)
979-8859897278 (Hardback)
Yes
Romance
18+
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Book summary
Tired of the same old dribble of romance novels clogging up your bookshelf? Feeling tired after having read Twilight? Need some action? Allow me to prescribe a remedy. My name is Elizabeth Pudeator, and I'm not your average 18-year-old psychology student in Montpellier, southern France. You see, I'm a vampire, but not the sparkly, glamorous sort. I've got the fangs, the thirst, but none of the time-freezing perks. Mortal vampirism, they call it. Dreadfully inconvenient at times.
Let's talk about Adrian, shall we? He's my age, dazzlingly handsome, and has completely stolen my somewhat frigid heart. Falling for him was as unexpected as a vampire sunbathing. You'd think it's all love letters and candlelit dinners, but when you're hiding a dark secret like mine, dating becomes, well, a bit more complicated.
Our tale winds through the enchanting streets of Montpellier, dancing in shadows and whispering sweet nothings under the cloak of night. We laugh, we love, and I desperately try to avoid garlic at dinner. The relationship is a delicate dance, one misstep away from exposing my secret. Adrian's smitten with me, but how do you tell a chap you're mad about that you're also a bit mad in the vampire sense?
Now, prepare yourself for "The Mysterious Death and Life of a Millennial." It's not your grandmother's love story. No, this is a tale marinated in dark humour, sprinkled with biting sarcasm, and served with a side of love that's as confusing as my dietary requirements. Can love truly blossom when one of you is hiding a secret as big as, say, vampirism? Time may tell, but time's rather a ticklish thing when you're stuck in my particular situation.
Our journey isn't just a romance; it's an exploration, a wild ride through the complexities of love when you're dealing with something as trivial as being a vampire. We'll face obstacles, make tough decisions, and question what it truly means to fall in love when you're not quite human. Grab your favourite cuppa, settle in, and prepare for a love story that transcends the ordinary. After all, when it comes to love, who wants ordinary? The Mysterious Death and Life of a Millennial is waiting to sweep you off your feet, one delicious bite at a time.
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Gallery
 As drawn inside the book |  Elizabeth and Adrian during the date |  Dating night for Elizabeth and Adrian |
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 The conversation with Adrian when Elizabeth waits for him |  Adrian, Elizabeth's date |  The couple, finally reunited |
 Elizabeth and Adrian, an afternoon at home |  Elizabeth and Adrian, during one afternoon in the city centre in Montpellier |  Elizabeth, heading to meet Adrian (Chapter 2 - picture not featured in the book) |
 Chapter 12, Elizabeth and Adrian are waking up and an eventful day is looming |  Julia, Elizabeth's nemesis, and Adrian's ex-girlfriend |  Chapter 7, Elizabeth younger |
 Elizabeth, waiting for Adrian (Chapter 3) for a dinner) |  Charlotte, Elizabeth's childhood friend |  Claire, Charlotte's girlfriend |
 Date night for Elizabeth (Chapter 6) |  Elizabeth wearing the dress (Chapter 2) |  Elizabeth running (Chapter 12) |
 Chapter 13 |  What are we doing, my love? (Chapter 2) |  Featuring Elizabeth and Adrian |
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 |  |  Elizabeth, as she appears on her biography in this website |
Chapter setlist
1. The Girl with Two First Names
2. The Science of Falling for the New Guy
3. A Night with a Vampire: Your Coffin, or Mine?
4. The Teeth of the Matter
5. Sunsets, Shadows, and Othe Romantic Cliches
6. Between Eternity and Disclosure: A Vampiric Confession
7. Falling in Love, One Memory at a Time
8. Fifty Shades of Clinical Vampirism
9. A Secret, a Spy, a Litre of Blood and a Spark of Jealousy
10. When Love is Stronger than Death
11. Becoming a Vampire for Dummies
12. When Death Becomes a Lifestyle Choice
13. The Cliffhanger Dilemma: To Bite, or Not To Bite?
Acknowledgements
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